I'm walking the runway for Raise Cache. Come!

caro:

mbaratz:

If you’re more than 8 feet away and I’m not wearing my glasses, you could be male, female or bear.

Which is why watching me walk down the runway for Raise Cache, sans glasses (can’t wear contacts), will likely not be boring. But don’t come for me - swing by for the good cause (and open bar)! Have you gotten your ticket yet?

I learned several days ago that I, too, am walking this runway.  Support a great cause and as a bonus, come watch me trip and fall.

I think Caro will be elegant and classy.  So I’ve redacted the NON true part of her comment.